Real Talk | I’m Not A Damn Vending Machine
I'm not a damn vending machine. Okay, So don't come to my office and expect me to just hand out medi...
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I'm not a damn vending machine. Okay, So don't come to my office and expect me to just hand out medi...
These physicians and these clinics you go to that are vending machines are making money off your fai...
Do you want a vending machine to help you lose weight for just a three month during the summer, goin...
It's okay to choose surgery or weight loss medicines. Either way, we are going to correct the proble...
Surgeons will send them to a weight loss doctor to have a trial of medicines. And a lot of that is n...
You committed to the surgery. You did not commit to the long term, the long haul. And I'm sorry, it'...
I don't look at weight loss as a as a beauty thing. I don't care how much weight you want to lose to...
There's a thing that's being debated within the community now, the medical community called Healthy ...
You're better off to have two cheeseburgers than one fish sandwich. That's the myth of weight....
You're going to have to put down the mayonnaise and Miracle Whip and the ranch dressing for the rest...
Raspberries. 50% fiber. That means if a raspberry has two calories, you can only get one calorie out...
I think I can explain food addiction and sugar addiction, because that's really what we're speaking ...
There is patients out there that I have seen that are addicted to certain foods, specifically Dr. Pe...
90% of the solution to weight is realizing that you have a problem in admitting to that problem. Tha...
There's nothing wrong with starting over and admitting, “Maybe I don't know everything about weigh...
I see this all the time with people when they come in and we're struggling and they haven't voluntee...
I would say there's so much horrible wrong information out there. You do have to forget it....
There is not a single soul out there that I cannot help lose weight given the fact that they want to...
So in your first visit, I'm going to be taking the fear away. If the fear is your unknown, I am goin...
So if you're going to make an appointment to see me, we have to let go of the fear. The fear to make...
If you're ready to forget everything you think you know and take control of your destiny, your futur...
A perfect example is physicians. If you are a Medicare provider, you can only charge so much. And ev...
They bought the rights to that pen, told Pfizer, quit making your auto inject pen, we're just gonna ...
Well, now you're so depressed because you're taking all these medicines that cost so much money to t...
Let's say I'm a big eater, and I spend $10 for breakfast, $10 for lunch. Okay, well, that's $20 a d...
In the weight loss arena right now, the new craze, and it seems like there's a new craze about once ...
So Moderna is on track to make a 40% profit this year, thanks to the federal government, thanks to t...
This future of healthcare bothers me. You know the access to our health care information, don't like...
Why do insurance companies not pay for people to lose weight? You would think they would. It's the r...
They look at a lot of scientific studies when it comes to high fructose corn syrup, and while it is ...
If it's a gram and it's carbohydrate, it's 3.4 calories. If it's protein, it's 4. If it's a fat, it'...
What you need to know is, what is a calorie. Look it up for yourselves, but I'm going to tell you wh...
There are things we can do to combat the hunger and not really have to worry about the calories. Tha...
And I've had a lot of people say, well, I just can't give up my soda pop because diet tastes awful. ...
What do primary care doctors say about Phentermine? Oh man, I've heard a lot of it....
You started releasing adrenaline the minute you started running down the road and it just takes abou...
People have looked at other things, waist-hip ratios, neck circumferences, abdominal circumferences,...
It's a really interesting study, and it was done in 1976. And it's in the Guinness Book of World Rec...
The more weight you carry, you have to burn more energy walking through space. And that offsets the ...
I think those are big wake up calls when people have to take a medicine and God forbid a shot every...
Now, we can argue about the stress and everything, but that has no bearing on the fact calories in, ...
I certainly will ask from the get go, why is it that you feel you need to lose weight? And everybody...
I want to talk about the truth of weight because you don't need me to lose weight. You might need my...
A child that is brought up by two parents that are obese, so of heavy weight, odds are probably 100%...
So there's hormones, there's drugs that we take that actually mimic these kinds of things. So that's...
I think there's a lot more psychology to it than people truly understand. We eat for parties, we eat...
Knowledge is what you need. And with that knowledge, you can gain an understanding and weigh out you...
Your stomach is a stupid muscle. It's a lazy muscle. It is the dumbest organ in the body....
When you look at the difference in calories between rice and chips, phenomenal difference. So I tel...
To get away from high fructose corn syrup we have to break our addiction cycle. And of course, then ...
Bacteria cannot live in a pure sugar environment. So the more simple the sugar is, the less bacteria...
I don't care if you want to eat refined sugar or sugarcane, the calories are still there. If you're ...
You can Google a meal from 1950 and a meal today and you will notice the portion sizes have doubled....
Like any harvest, there is a precise way to cure and store your crop until it is ready for use. ...
Fasting is a hot topic in the fitness world right now and we are going to introduce you to 4 differe...
Why is rheumatoid arthritis a qualifying condition for medical marijuana use? Rheumatoid arthritis i...
Have you ever enjoyed your meal so much that you end up undoing that top button just so you can brea...
Things are moving and shaking in Missouri’s House of Representatives as a proposal to scrap the st...
Last month we discussed the value of keeping a diet journal, now let’s talk about the best ways to...
What happens if you want to purchase a gun but are a medical marijuana patient? Will your gun owners...
Documentation is part of our everyday life. We take a selfie to commemorate a moment and snap pictur...
As more stay-at-home orders become lifted across the U.S., more and more people are planning their g...
What is it about winter that just seems to kick people off their game? Everyone appears to move a lo...
Today we will discuss how you can get a handle on eating through the holidays without setting yourse...
Today, we will look closely at how the individual compounds, THC and CBD, affect the immune system a...
Recently, we have had a few questions regarding people’s concern over marijuana’s impact on the ...
As we fight the fat foe, we must be resolved to limit our Halloween helpings and find other ways to ...
Smoking and vaping anything will never be good for your airways or lungs and if you haven’t tried ...
Calories sneak up on us when we aren’t diligent, take that croissantwich you just finished for exa...
Dispensaries and production lines are getting ready to open to right here in Missouri! ...
? Get your workout on in the coolest way possible: in the pool! With COVID-19 on the loose it is di...
Indica, like all cannabis, is a magical plant. From origin to modern use, Indica has survived for ce...
Who hasn’t had negative thoughts about themselves? These days self-deprecating talk is commonplace...
Sativa and its Uses In our previous blog, we briefly discussed how Indica and Sativa strains differ ...
We’ve talked in depth about weight loss as a lifestyle, now we are going to help you maintain that...
Living on lock down is stressful. Being cooped up and wondering about what is to come has got all of...
We live in strange times, but that doesn’t mean we have to give up on our goals or sacrifice all o...
Every body is unique. While we all recognize this as fact…we seem to lose sight of that quickly wh...
Recently, we have heard a few concerns over privacy for those getting a marijuana card and we want t...
Everyone aims to lead a better quality of life. Did you know losing weight can do just that? Weight-...
Dispensaries are opening in Missouri this year, which means those with qualifying conditions will ha...
Doc encourages patients to avoid large meals until dinner, so those making efforts to lose weight sh...
1. Insomnia Relief Insomnia can be caused by many different reasons; cannabis thankfully can assist ...
Have you noticed those “you’ve earned it” rewards have become a frequent treat? Perhaps the we...
Marijuana is currently a hot topic within the states. 33 out of the 50 states have passed laws to al...
Weight-loss is a journey. Much like every journey, you need to prepare yourself for it. Instead of p...
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